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CEO, Holy Brew Master and
Head Marketing Dunce Magic Hat Brewing Company 5 Bartlett Bay Road South Burlington, Vermont
05403 Dear CEO, Holy Brew
Master and Head Marketing Dunce, You made a horribly
tragic mistake when you pulled Humble Patience and Heart of Darkness from
your repertoire this fall and winter. Saint Gootz is fine, but it is a flowery/fruity
brew just like your Number 9. The mystery brew in your 12 packs is a
wonderful surprise, but please, I beg you, unleash the kind of dark,
masculine stout/porter that the time of year demands. Don¡¯t be a Saint Fool,
keep your loyal minions happy and in a pleasant stupor. Sincerely, A man with a pit in his
heart of darkness (Tom) |
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