Home, Now, Reviews or Best

Film Strips 2005

 

Title

Rating

     Comment

 

 

 

A History of Violence

***1/2

Cronenberg makes Mortensen into one killer of a family man... steamy too.

Broken Flowers

***1/2

Jim Jarmush’s most barbed and humorous piece yet.

Brokeback Mountain

***1/2

Gay cowboys: lush and tender, though not totally cutting edge. Ledger delivers a breakthrough.

Capote

***1/2

Oscar nod certain for Hoffman as the fop author penning In Cold Blood.

Crash

***1/2

Race and lives collide in LA.

Grizzly Man

***1/2

Strange guy hangs out with grizzly bears and gets eaten.

Goodnight and G’ luck

***1/2

David Strathairn is perfect as Edward R. Morrow in Clooney’s noirish bio-pic

Happy Endings

***1/2

Many piquant threads, one compelling drama.

Jarhead

***1/2

Gulf War drama by American Beauty director is one compelling journey.

Last Days

***1/2

Van Sant’s Cobain portrait is haunting and offers closure.

Murderball

***1/2

Docu on paraplegic jocks rocks.

Munich

***1/2

Haunting tale of espionage following the terror at the 72 Olympics.

Nobody Knows

***1/2

Haunting tale of Japanese orphans.

Pride and Prejudice

***1/2

Merchant-Ivory territory with a kick and Austen’s barbed wit.

Squid and the Whale

***1/2

Literary dysfunction in 80’s NYC.

Syriana

***1/2

Riveting (and relevant) tale of international intrigue, CIA, oil and greed.

2046

***

It’s not In the Mood, but it’s still surreal and compelling.

40 Year Old Virgin

***

Pent up anxiety makes for uproarious humor.

Best of Youth

***

4 decades about 2 Italian brothers over 6 hours, goes by in a flash.

Cinderella Man

***

Great "true" underdog story, lots of Oscar pedigree, but a tad over cooked.

The Constant Gardner

***

Lots of intrigue, good acting, but as a thriller something’s missing.

The Corpse Bride

***

Not Nightmare Before Xmas, but Burton’s tale of love across two worlds is dead on.

Darwin’s Nightmare

***

Hellish portrait of AIDS and poverty in Tanzania.

Deep Blue

***

Breathtaking docu about Ocean life, better than March of the Penguins.

Dust to Glory

***

The Baja race with a bam!

Enron: Smartest Guys­

***

A harrowing chronicle of how Ken Lay and Co. ripped off the world.

Hitchhiker’s Guide

***

Adams’s silly sci-fi book get a bawdy big screen reception.

Hostage

***

Bruce Willis taps into his Die Hard persona in this LA Cop drama.

Hustle and Flow

***

Great music in this yarn of a pimp turned rapper—better than 50 Cent’s bio-pic.

The Island

***

Mike Bay's most cerebral thriller to date and no one's going.

Junebug

***

Southern Discomfort.

King Kong

***

Jackson’s 3-hour remake is stunning; the great ape steals the show.

Kung-Fu Hustle

***

Chow’s Kung-Fu spoof has kick and wit.

Lord of War

***

Stylish gunrunner yarn: provocative and alluring and Cage is commanding.

Lords of Dogtown

***

The birth of skateboarding in the 70’s has soul.

March of the Penguins

***

Cute, alluring and eye-opening docu about penguins.

Match Point

***

Woody makes a laugh-less drama cum murder in London.

New World

***

Malick’s take on Pocahontas is lush, hypnotic and murky.

Old Boy

***

Hardboiled Korean spectacle about imprisonment and revenge.

Sin City

***

Rodriguez, Miller and Tarantino’s surreal pulp noir is a kick.

Three Extremes

***

Three macabre Asian (Korean, Japanese and Chinese) shorts in one.

Transamerica

***

Felicity is fantastic as a woman playing a man playing a woman; plot needs more.

The Upside of Anger

***

Joan Allen is a knock out in Binder’s booze fueled tale of suburban dysfunction.

Walk the Line

***

Great music, great performances and one amazing love story.

Year of the Yao

***

Docu on the coming of Yao Ming to the NBA and America.

Wedding Crashers

***

Old School Part 2.

Batman Begins

**1/2

Bale saves Batman franchise, but the Black Knight has yet to get his cinematic due.

Casanova

**1/2

Ledger has fun in this romp about the legendary lover.

Cheaper Dozen 2

**1/2

Eugene Levy kicks in with Martin for more mass family mayhem.

Coach Carter

**1/2

Jackson plays a real life basketball coach who takes back his alma mater.

Constantine

**1/2

Keanu tackles deamons.

Deuce Bigelow 2

**1/2

Nastier and better than the 1st one.

Devil’s Rejects

**1/2

Rob Zombie’s slasher homage is a cheeky, gory treat steeped in 70’s kitsch.

Domino

**1/2

Edgy, stylish, convoluted and overindulgent thriller about bounty hunters.

Fantastic Four

**1/2

Cheesy FX, but plenty of character development.

Fever Pitch

**1/2

Farrelly brothers’ take on Red Sox love doesn’t have the bite of Mary.

Four Brothers

**1/2

Boyz n the Hood director John Singleton tires his hand at a commercial thriller.

Harry Potter 4: Goblet

**1/2

Loyal to the book, but too long. A sure delight for ardent fans.

High Tension

**1/2

Creepy French slasher flick is riveting until the final-and silly-twist.

Jesus is Magic

**1/2

Sarah Silverman’s comedy act is brash, funny and at times over the edge.

Land of the Dead

**1/2

The dead get smart in Romero’s 4th Zombie installment.

Layer Cake

**1/2

Craig’s Bond making turn as a drug dealer in this Snatch-like caper.

Loggerheads

**1/2

Three NC stories involving dysfunction and gay themes.

Memoirs of a Geisha

**1/2

Great camera work and lovely ladies in a bloated epic wannabe.

North Country

**1/2

Charlize Theron does Norma Rae Fargo style, with a great supporting cast.

Narnia

**1/2

Amazing FX, good family fun but a dash too much of Disney.

Proof

**1/2

Gwyneth shines in David Auburn’s play, but it feels long.

Rebound

**1/2

Martin Lawrence does the Bobby Knight thing as a BBall coach.

Rent

**1/2

Musical about AIDS has some glorious moments—and some tedious ones too.

Saving Face

**1/2

Drama about Asian-American lesbians struggling against tradition.

Sky High

**1/2

Instead of jocks and geeks it’s heroes and sidekicks in HS.

Star Wars 3: Sith

**1/2

It’s over and it goes out on top. Dark and fulfilling, but still no Empire.

Tony Takitani

**1/2

Murakami's surreal words are adapted to the screen.

Wallace and Gromit

**1/2

Fantastic claymation, charming camaraderie and humorous wit, but too long.

War of the Worlds

**1/2

Speildberg and Cruise remake a classic and it's 1/2 good.

Wolf Creek

**1/2

Creepy serial killer in the Outback. Based on true events, but long on conjecture.

A Sound of Thunder

**

Cheesy Dino FX, but lots of suspense in this Bradbury adaptation.

The Aristocrats

**

One lame punch line, on raunchy joke, lots of famous comics, few laughs.

Dark Water

**

Insipid Japan-to-Hollywood horror flick.

Flightplan

**

Jodie’s great as a harrowed mom (a la Panic Room), but it’s a flight of nonsense.

The Fog

**

Lame remake of a John Carpenter’s lame 1980 creep fest.

The Interpreter

**

Lots of intrigue, good acting, but this political thriller never rises to the occasion.

In the Mix

**

Usher’s not ½ bad in his big screen vehicle.

Into the Blue

**

Lackluster (unofficial) remake of The Deep, a lackluster film in its own right.

Just Friends

**

Ugly Duckling tale is hilarious, for the 1st half.

Madagascar

**

Animated zoo animals land on African isle, it's no Nemo, nor is it Incredible.

Man of the House

**

Tommy Lee Jones guards stuck up sorority girls.

Palindromes

**

Solondz’s tale about teen sex and abortion is so over the top, it’s not edgy.

The Ringer

**

Johnny Knoxville is tepid in this tame comedy about the Special Olympics.

Roll Bounce

**

Roller dance and the tragically hip 70’s. Great music, cool ¡®fros, but it never gels.

Supercross

**

Cool motorbike stunts, predictable ho-hum plot.

Transporter 2

**

Frank’s back (in a black Audi), the plot’s preposterous, but the action excites.

Undiscovered

**

Ashlee Simpson acts, sort of, in this clich¨¦d tale about the evils of fame in LA.

Zathura

**

Good FX, but it ain’t no Jumanji or Polar Express (same author).

Aeon Flux

*1/2

Sexy, cyberpunk MTV animated series is a cheesy big screen bomb.

The Cave

*1/2

There's big bats in that hole, let's go down there. Why? To make a silly movie.

Cursed

*1/2

Wes Craven’s Werewolf flop cum Christina Ricci.

Chicken Little

*1/2

Like the Grinch, this childhood staple falls flat on the big screen.

Saw II

*1/2

Too much tedious background about the killer (Jigsaw), but gore galore.

Stealth

*1/2

Hal recycled from 2001 and Biel’s bum is about all there is in this vapor trail.

Two for the Money

*1/2

A lame gamble on sports gambling, even Gigli looks better on Pacino’s resume.

Underclassman

*1/2

Nick Cannon wants to be Eddie Murphy but is more annoying than Chris Tucker

Alone in the Dark

*

Christian Slater’s career hits the skids in this videogame-to-film flop

 

 

 

 

 

 

Home, Now, Reviews or Best