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Film Strips 2009

 

Title

Rating

     Comment

 

 

 

Adventureland

***1/2

Tight coming of age romp.

Hurt Locker

***1/2

Bigelow digs into the Iraq War with talons.

Monsters vs Aliens

***1/2

Not quite Wall-E but good family fun with an edge.

Of All the Things

***1/2

A 70’s songwriter goes on a comeback tour in the Philippines.

Star Trek

***1/2

Best one since The Wrath of Khan, we have a seires!

Sunshine Cleaning

***1/2

Blunt and Adams are gold in this anti chick-flick, flick.

Tyson

***1/2

Iron Mike atones for it all.

Alien Trespass

***

Retro B sci-fi, spooky Theremin and all. 

Coraline

***

It’s no Nightmare Before Christmas, but it does have bite.

Every Little Step

***

Dancing with the Stars without the stars.

Fired Up

***

Best HS movie since American Pie.

Gomorrah

***

Italian mob epic.

Limits of Control

***

Whimsical Jarmush, perhaps too much.

Lost Son of Havana

***

The Red Sox ace, Tiant finally goes home to Cuba.

Not Easily Broken

***

Marriage on the rocks with a touch of the hood and heart.

One Little Step

***

Making it in A Chorus Line.

Sugar

***

The not so sweet science of not making it in the MLB.

Secret of the Grain

***

Hardships on the docks in France.

Shooting Beauty

***

Those with cerebral palsy get a chance to tell their tales.

The Soloist

***

Bio-drama puts a face on homelessness and mental illness.

Treeless Mountain

***

A haunting tale of abandonment.

Up

***

Another great animation win for Pixar.

Watchmen

***

Great visuals, intriguing weave, but too long.

World’s Greatest Father

***

Robin Williams makes a thin plot hum.

Angels and Demons

**1/2

Better than Da Vinci, but still a trumped up non-thriller.

Away We Go

**1/2

An almost witty travelogue to discovery.

Earth

**1/2

Tepid recycling of the TV series Planet Earth.

Easy Virtue

**1/2

Biel looks great as a flapper but setup is a bit of a bore.

Fan Boys

**1/2

Cool road trip idea that goes on too long. Killer cameos.

For the Love of Movies

**1/2

Intriguing look at the history of film criticism.

Girlfriend Experience

**1/2

Porn star struggles to act as a vapid escort, but situation compels.

The Hangover

**1/2

Men behaving badly with some wit, but not enough zeal.

Hannah Montana

**1/2

Miley goes big screen again.

Harry Potter: ½ Blood…

**1/2

A part 1 cliffhanger.

Hotel for Dogs

**1/2

A nice family wag.

The International

**1/2

Taut, but not so thrilling.

Madea Goes to Jail

**1/2

The big drag is still funny.

Management

**1/2

Aniston’s quirky could have been.

My Life in Ruins

**1/2

My Big Fat Greek Wedding 2.

My Sister’s Keeper

**1/2

Manipulative, but well acted weepy.

Observe and Report

**1/2

Megalomaniac looser hero with tons of raunch.

New in Town

**1/2

Zellweger finds love in the frozen tundra.

Paper Heat

**1/2

Misleading (non)documentary but sweet nonetheless.

Pelham 1-2-3

**1/2

Solid acting but vapid remake.

Phoebe in Wonderland

**1/2

Dakota’s sister takes center stage in this tender jerker.

The Proposal

**1/2

Boston stands in for Alaska? Hey, it’s a comedy.

State of Play

**1/2

News room thriller has way too many endings.

Terminator Salvation

**1/2

T1 & T2 had is all and the add ons are diminishing the franchise.

Tetro

**1/2

Coppola still looking to regain his form.

Ugly Truth

**1/2

Heigl shines in otherwise formulaic rom-com.

Wolverine

**1/2

Too much CGI but Jackman brings it home.

Bride Wars

**

A sugary wedding cake OD.

Fast and Furious

**

Return to F&F1 cast doesn’t make it fly.

Fighting

**

All punch and no plot.

Knowing

**

Next and Signs with more FX.

Last House on the Left

**

Little new, still grim.

My Bloody Valentine 3D

**

Remake of so-so slasher fare is just that despite visual protuberances.

Night at the Museum 2

**

Reanimated blah part 2.

Outlander

**

Beowulf from outer space.

Pink Panther 2

**

Two too many.

Race to Witch Mountain

**

The Rock goes Spaceship.

17 Again

**

Efron has soul and charm, but the film doesn’t

The Stoning of Soraya M.

**

Grim reality, but made with too much artifice.

Transformers 2

**

More bombs, boobs and bots from Bay.

Underworld 3

**

Prequel finally makes sense out of all the vamp vs werewolf nonsense.

Dance Flick

*1/2

Flimsy spoof movie, can’t busta move.

Haunting in CT

*1/2

Lotsa boos with few frights.

Land of the Lost

*1/2

It’s just that.

Miss March

*1/2

Silly Playboy comedy, pales in comparison to The House Bunny.

Obsessed

*1/2

Fatal Attraction with a crazy whit bitch, wait, that’s been done.

The Unborn

*1/2

A stillborn Omen.

Year One

*1/2

A total zero.

Friday the 13th

*

Bloody hell! No need for a remake.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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